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InstaQueer Roundup: Undressing Tom Daley, Kevin Carnell's Bouncing Cheeks & Jordan Firstman Wants to See his Friends' [Redacted]
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 3 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst-traps from queer celebs!
This week: OnlyFans creator "SAMY" shared a very compelling massage video that he's calling "chest & abs ASMR," out Ecuadorian popstar Johann Vera showcased his new underwear brand, a collection of briefs with subtle windows at the back; Matthew Ellis shared a sizzling hot mirror photo, where the only thing hotter than him is his reflection; Kevin Carnell put his firm, plump, bouncing cheeks to work in a skipping rope video as a reminder that we should be starting our summer workout plans now.
We also have out Olympian Tom Daley who turned a visit from his stylist into a spectacular show for us; "English Teacher" actor Jordan Firstman's new song "I Wanna See My Friends Dicks" is exactly as provocative as you're imagining; Model Martín "Aqua__88" is gorgeous posing in the dunes of Maspalomas; Fitness influencer "Danny Boy Dummy" shared the sweaty fun he had in Brazil; and TikToker Andrii Shine showed off his abs and jeans, which come with very revealing cut-outs. We hope you enjoy all this as much as we did!
OnlyFans creator "SAMY" calls this mesmerizing video "chest & abs ASMR." If you're reading this somewhere comfortable and private -and definitely not at work- then you absolutely need to have your sound ON for this (very NSFW) video clip.
OnlyFans and JustFor.Fans creator Matthew "A Taste of Matt" Ellis has "been reflecting on a lot lately..." and so have we... Reflecting on his reflection in this photo, we mean. How could we not?
Kevin Carnell's cheeks are firm and bouncing as he skips for us in this video. It's meant as a reminder to sign up for his workout plan, because "daylight savings = 15 weeks til' Summer" but after watching this, we've got something else entirely in mind...
"Come try some knit and crochet outfits on with me for some shoots I have coming up!" That all sounds good and wholesome until you realize that it requires Olympian Tom Daley to get dressed and then undressed -right down to his abs and tiny Calvin Klein underwear- every time he swaps colorfully crafted outfits. We're certainly not complaining! The top comment on this post Gets It: "This boy knows exactly what he's doing,,,, and I'm here for every inch of it."
"English Teacher" actor and comedian Jordan Firstman wants "to see [his] friends' dicks" and this provocative photo is the art for the (incredibly catchy!) song he wrote about that desire. We have to warn you: Once you hear the song, it will be stuck in your head forever. It's super danceworthy, and you'll be passionately singing along immediately. Allow this risque album art to lure you into an absolute hit.
Model Martín "Aqua__88" looks sizzling hot and "ready for [our] laa laa laa" as he poses for these gorgeous portraits in the picturesque dunes of Maspalomas in Gran Canaria. The light touches his body so perfectly that it leaves us breathless.
"Brazil... you have my heart, soul, and [eggplant emoji 🍆]" is an impeccable caption. It pairs perfectly with the abs and biceps on display in these beach pics of the fitness influencer who goes by "Danny Boy Dummy." We're as thirsty for them as we are for the coconuts he's holding up. Scroll for more sweaty, sun-filled beach time and enthusiastic dancing videos.
TikToker Andrii Shine hopes we'll "feel free" to enjoy his deeply cut-out jeans and the way he's posing around his lounge to accentuate them. Between the revealing cut out, his itty-bitty waist and those rippling abs.... Coherent thoughts impossible right now.
