Josh Moore, Riley Joe and Hasan Piker
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InstaQueer Roundup: Yassified Hasan Piker, Outdoor Shower Fun & Underwear Inviting Us to 'Eat This Cake'
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 3 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst-traps from queer celebs!
This week: Jesús Marcano shared a selfie where his pecs take center stage to create our perfect view; Teddy Bear model Michael Volkar posing in the shower has us feeling out of breath; model Drew Kelly is naked in an outdoor bathtub where water drips all down his perfect curves; Hot streamer Hasan Piker's sexy dress-up fun in Japan is probably gonna get him on the news; influencer 'Boy it's Nick' shares a cheeky video of himself in briefs that invite us to 'Eat This Cake;' Josh Moore sent us a thirst trap from the airplane bathroom, where he wants us to meet him; and Riley Joe is dripping delicious enjoying an outdoor shower.
Out model Jesús Marcano's caption on this thirst trap translates to "how I would like to see you every day" which, coincidentally, is exactly how we feel about him. His chest, his beard, and those soft curls at exactly this angle, with this exact proximity sounds perfect, today and everyday.
We're honestly speechless when it comes to this photo of gloriously hairy model Michael 'Teddy Bear' Volkar. His posing up against the shower wall, the luscious chest hair, the much-too-small towel wrapped around his waist, the way he's gazing down at us... Breathtaking.
Another Soft Phocus photoshoot that has us drooling! These photos of Drew Kelly's perfect curves getting dripping wet in the bath could not be more perfect. The dreamy model and photographer pair made full use of the opportunities provided by the outdoor bathtub, from a reflection in the clear bathwater serving as a coverup, to the model showering himself with water pouring divinely down his back.
Hasan Piker's adventures in Japan have been so thrilling. This caption saying that he is "doing wild stuff this time around," is the truth. And everything he did on this trip made him a thousand times hotter to us. From sumo wrestling, to getting yassified with a full brow, beard trim, and foundation beat, and most importantly: The costume that's got people in his comments simply saying "meowww" (the comment saying "maid outfit pics def gonna end up on fox news lol" feels incredibly real; there is actually a really strong chance of that happening.) Slides 2, 3 and 7...That's all we have to say. What a beautiful time to be alive!
Before we can fully process the logistics of making sure we get a pair of these cheeky 'Eat This Cake' briefs by Valentine's Day, we must pause to thank the influencer who goes by 'Boy it's Nick' for showing us how good he looks in them. Delicious does not begin to describe.
Josh Moore wants us to "Meet [him] in the airplane bathroom." His pants are down, his tank top is rolled up so that we can see his abs, his briefs are white and filling out nicely. What more do we need to say? We're already waking up the person sleeping in the middle seat so that we can get over there ASAP.
Riley Joe is "s sucker for an outdoor shower" and so are we if that's what he looks like enjoying one. The sculpted muscles, the almost-nude speedo, the dripping deliciousness, the slicked back hair. What's not to love!
