Graf-Peen-Ti? NYC Cops Find Lockers Vandalized with Penises

Someone vandalized the lockers at a police station in the Bronx, New York with drawings of penises, the New York Daily News reports. Five lockers were hit.

"The phallus-obsessed department worker – likely a cop – left the crude drawings in permanent black marker inside the men's locker room at the 52nd Precinct station house in Norwood sometime before 9 p.m. Wednesday, when the vandalism was reported to the precinct commander, sources with knowledge of the case said," the newspaper writes.

The Daily News reviewed a video of the vandal's work, saying that some were adorned with small hearts. The person filming the video is heard saying, "'Oh my God, who could have done this?' 'It's devastating! There's c---- everywhere!' Then coming across another vandalized locker, he said: 'The d--- bandit got (him),' he said. 'Don't worry man, I'll avenge you.'"

"No other vandalism was found in the stationhouse, officials said. It was not immediately disclosed why the five cops were targeted," adds the Daily News. "The vandal is most assuredly a cop since only police officers are allowed to go into the locker rooms, a source said."

Another source referred to the vandalism as similar to a sophomoric prank NYPD cops sometimes play on each other called "cocking" in which "officers draw small penises in a co-worker's memo books and paperwork so they would have to rewrite the entries."