October 8, 2014
Nothing is Sacred: A 'Bob's Burgers' Porn Parody Exists
Jason St. Amand READ TIME: 1 MIN.
I guess the Internet's Rule 34 is real; noting is sacred.
The masterminds behind porn company WoodRocket, who brought us the porn parodies like "The Simpsons XXX," "Doctor Whore," "Sex Toy Story," "SpongeKnob Square Nuts," have unleashed their latest creation: a parody of Fox's fantastic "Bob's Burgers." It's called, "Bob's Boners." Amazing. Or is it? I'm not quite sure.
Though I can't bring myself to watch the 31-minutes of "Bob's Boners," Isha Aran of Jezebel has done so, and has some astute observations:
An H. Jon Benjamin impersonation that doesn't quite hit its stride until Sexxxy Bob climaxes (leaving you wondering if that's what H. Jon Benjamin actually sounds like when he ejaculates), an accurate set, and light acoustic guitar music.
Aran sums up the "plot" of "Bob's Boners," which parodies a typical "Bob's Burgers" episode. The "Adult Exotic Con Biz Show" is coming to town and Bob and his wife Linda have to come up with a snappy new name for their burger-of-the-day. Aran writes that the porn versions of Bob and Linda come up with "Sheep Throat" - a 100 percent lamb burger.
The porn doesn't just center around the parents, though. Aran says there is a strange dream sequence about an 18-year-old Tina (Bob and Linda's butt-obsessed daughter) who chats with Jimmy Jr. (her crush) and a zombie - but there's no sex.
Although porn-version Linda didn't say her classic "Alriiiiight" catchphrase, Aran points out she did happen to slip in a "Fucking make me do stuff," which makes absolutely no sense on a few different levels.
Watch the NSFW trailer below:
