Skincare for Your Butt? You Bet Your Ass

by Christopher Ehlers

EDGE Media Network Contributor

Sunday September 25, 2022
Originally published on September 23, 2022

It seems that there's a targeted treatment for just about everything these days. But one area that's seen a huge amount of growth over the last few years is products made especially for your rear end. From masks and scrubs to rich, luxurious creams, there's a buttcare product out there for everyone, regardless of your reasons for wanting your bottom to look as luscious as an exfoliated, serum-slathered, well-moisturized face.


Here are 10 products to get you started on your buttcare journey.

Buns of Glowry Tighten & Glow Butt Serum

Formulated with apricot, orange flower, and watermelon, this dewy serum promises to instantly deliver plumpness and glow to your butt. Chock full of moisturizing and soothing ingredients, it also includes wheat protein to help fill in dips and hollowness. Massage in 4-5 drops per day, and you'll have a beautiful booty in no time. $28,

Bawdy Butt Sheet Masks

With cheeky names like Squeeze It, Slap It, Bite It, and Shake It, Bawdy makes four different sheet masks that target an array of concerns, from hydrating, toning, and firming to illuminating, retexturizing, and brightening. Slap one of these on for 10-15 minutes and enjoy the results. $10,

Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Body Cream

Of course, this cult classic cream is as good for your entire body as it is for your bum bum. But, as the name suggests, it really was created with contouring and firming the butt in mind. The not-so-secret ingredient is Guaraná, an Amazonian plant that contains a potent form of caffeine, that's combined with antioxidants, coconut oil, and mica to smooth the skin and add a subtle sheen. The fact that it smells like pure heaven doesn't hurt, either.

Anese That Booty Tho Scrub

This super-fine scrub made with finely ground organic walnut seed power can buff away skin, revealing a renewed layer that will help reduce the appearance of body acne, stretch marks, cellulite, and scars. A potent combination of camellia leaf extract, shea butter, and rosehip oil will soften, replenish, and brighten the skin. $29,

Megababe Le Tush Clarifying Butt Mask

As is also the case with your face, sometimes you just need a good mud mask to clarify the hell out of your butt. Formulated with glycolic acid, malic acid, azelaic acid, botanical extracts, eucalyptus, willow bark, witch hazel, and squalene, there's almost nothing that this mask can't do. In just three minutes, your butt will be clarified and resurfaced, ready for anything else you might have in store. $22,

Soap & Glory Sit Tight 4-D Firming & Smoothing Body Serum

If cellulite is a big concern for you, this serum formulated with sweet orange oil can help firm and tighten up any area on your body that needs a little extra TLC. What's more, sweet almond oil, glycerin, and olive oil will nourish the skin and make your booty baby soft. $20.99,

Booty Magic Butt Enhancement Cream

While this product claims to help with volume and roundness, keep in mind that no topical product is going to give you a Brazilian butt lift. But with repeated use, this cream promises to give your butt a more voluptuous look while helping the skin look tighter, more moisturized, and plumper. Best of all, they have a 100% money back guarantee, so there's no reason not to give it a shot. $39.95,

Fur Fur Oil

Specifically crafted for pubic hair and the surrounding areas, this is a great option for anyone who shaves or trims and wants to help keep ingrown hair at bay. Regardless of your hair situation, this oil is gentle enough to be used in those sensitive areas but effective enough to soften and moisturize the skin. And even if you're an occasional shaver, regular use of this oil will soften the hair, making the shaving process a breeze. $52,

Pure For Men Bum Balm

Formulated with playtime in mind, this scented balm is made to be rubbed all over your nether regions, where it works to elevate your natural scent while hydrating, deodorizing, and protecting the skin. Its masculine scent is alluring and sexy without being cloying. $29.99,

Pinkbooty Intimate Lightening Cream

If a pornstar-like pink anus is what you're after, Pinkboots has got you covered. Formulated entirely with natural ingredients, this cream promises to lighten the color of the anal skin or the skin around other intimate areas. It's also got a healthy dose of Jojoba seed oil for lightening and hydrating, coconut oil for brightening, and shea butter for boosting collagen. 1$80,